Boil the potatoes: Peel and dice your 2 pounds Golden Potatoes, peeled and diced, then add them to a large pot of water. Bring to a boil and cook until fork-tender, about 15–20 minutes 20:00. You want them soft all the way through.
Mix the potato dough: Drain the potatoes and add them to a large bowl along with the 1 teaspoons Salt, 2 tablespoons Unsalted Butter, 0.3 cups Cornstarch, 1 teaspoons Garlic Powder, and 0.5 teaspoons Onion Powder.
Beat with a handheld mixer until just a bit chunky — but don't overdo it. A little texture is good here. Let the mixture cool until it's comfortable to handle.
Shape the tots: Scoop about 1 tablespoon of the potato mixture and shape it into a classic tater tot cylinder. Slightly wet hands help keep the mixture from sticking. Place each one on a parchment-lined baking sheet as you go. Repeat until you've used all the mixture.
Heat the oil: Pour about 1 inch of 1 Vegetable Oil, for frying (about 1 inch deep in your pan) into a large skillet or pan and heat over medium. Test the oil by dropping in a single tot or a drop of water — if it sizzles right away, you're ready. Don't rush this step.
Fry in batches: Add enough tots to fill the bottom of the pan without crowding them — they need space to get crispy, not steam each other. Cook for 4–8 minutes 08:00, then flip and cook another 4–5 minutes until golden all over. Transfer to a paper-towel-lined plate while you fry the rest.
Cool slightly and serve: Let them cool for just a minute before you dig in. They're best warm, right out of the pan. Try not to eat them all before they make it to the table. (No promises.)